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I Wish You Would've Been A Cowboy

from Cast​-​Iron Pansexual by Adeem the Artist

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I've toiled for months over whether or not I should put this out. I'm sure Toby is a nice guy and I didn't want to be a dick to him. But the more I toiled, the more I thought about how he spent 20 minutes writing that song about 9/11. 20 minutes. And he's never seemed to wrestle with it or anything. Shrug.

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I was only five years old when your song came out
I heard “Should’ve Been A Cowboy” on the radio
Screaming from the dash of my daddy’s pre-owned Camry
In between Dwight Yoakam and Diamond Rio

It was the first of many verses that I memorized loosely
Hell, it ain’t like you were Garth
But you were one of a hundred favorite artists on the country charts

I know this is a long time coming
Your mailbox money isn’t gonna go away
It’s hard to know where to start
But I’ve got a few things to say
Your twenty minute song props up Fascists
While you brag about kicking asses
With a boot in your mouth, exploiting the American South
You helped turn my culture into a parody
Milking laborers for your prosperity
I wish you would’ve been a cowboy, Toby Keith

I was only 13 when the towers fell
Heard your national anthem rewrite on CMT
You were celebrating war with eagles and star spangled anger
Spinning lives and loss into stage props and radio plays

Well i heard from Lady Liberty and she ain't happy
Says you misquoted her views
But you were confident and full-chested sitting there on Fox News

`There were not a lot of places where a kid like me felt heard and understood
But weren’t you sitting in your big house counting your money when you wrote trailerhood?
You wore my life like a costume on the TV
Milking laborers for your prosperity
I wish you would’ve been a cowboy, Toby Keith

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from Cast​-​Iron Pansexual, released March 5, 2021
struggled with writing the second verse to this one for a long time. it just stayed a verse & a chorus so finally I reached out to a poet in Knoxville that I am a big fan of and asked if she would help me finish it and she sent me an incredible verse. Summer Awad is a jarring & provocative poet & I'm lucky to have had a chance to work with her. Hopefully we'll do some more collaborative work this year.

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Adeem is a seventh-generation Carolinian, a makeshift poet, singer-songwriter, storyteller, and blue-collar Artist.

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